I swear my phone charger was over here....

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Dang, I swear I dropped my airpod over here!

Dang, I swear I dropped my airpod over here!

Tube socks are a total vibe

Tube socks are a total vibe

Spank my butt and call me Mario...wait thats not right

Spank my butt and call me Mario...wait thats not right

Plain white pokies

Plain white pokies

Do you want to be the ants in my pants?

Do you want to be the ants in my pants?

I have theory about another theory that states my butt is awesome...

I have theory about another theory that states my butt is awesome...

My socks are so doh-rable!

My socks are so doh-rable!

Do my stripes make you see stars?🤩

Do my stripes make you see stars?🤩

Homer says mmmmm

Homer says mmmmm

[f] At my boobs you must Look. Yes, hrrmmm.

[f] At my boobs you must Look. Yes, hrrmmm.

Comfy cozy and cuddly af

Comfy cozy and cuddly af

[f] Dear booty, how did you get so round?

[f] Dear booty, how did you get so round?

[f] I cant be the only one here who likes Squirrel Girl, right?

[f] I cant be the only one here who likes Squirrel Girl, right?

Would ya super smash dis?

Would ya super smash dis?

Warning: boa constrictor thighs

Warning: boa constrictor thighs

[f] Who ya gonna call?

[f] Who ya gonna call?

Sorry, did my round butt distract you?

Sorry, did my round butt distract you?

Sweater Kittens

Sweater Kittens

Perfect protrusions :)

Perfect protrusions :)

Striped and squirrely <3

Striped and squirrely <3

Longer the sock the happier I am

Longer the sock the happier I am

What does not kill us makes us smaller 🍄 [F]

What does not kill us makes us smaller 🍄 [F]

"What a brave corporate logo! I accept the challenge of Mr. Sparkle" ✨

"What a brave corporate logo! I accept the challenge of Mr. Sparkle" ✨

cottony cozy goodness :)

cottony cozy goodness :)