I present you, breakfast :)

I told you I would take good care of you

How would you approach me, if you'd even approach me?

Can I already sign up to lay under your Christmas tree for next year and suck your bwc?

Is writing "suck your dick" allowed on my wishlist for this year or will Santa be like "Nahh"

So you know where to "come"

Just the law waiting to sit on your face as a punishment for being too horny

What's the best way to pick up a girl?

Selfies like this sent to you in the morning acceptable or a no-no?

Slip it aside and creampie me... wait, I didn't say that out loud

You know those funny twitter captions like "if I were locked in a room with you and need to do what you say, what would it be?", yeah funny I know... so what would we do?

I need to give you a blowjob to save mother earth... don't ask any questions, it's for humanity

Hope you don't mind a little sand on your buns

Can smaller boobies make you hard too? Asking for my mental health <3

Listen! And listen carefully, we have to sleep together before midnight tonight or aliens will invade earth and no you can't ask any questions about it

Can small boob Cambodians also score?

Let me get you out of danger first and than I'll help you with your "load"🥰

Stop scrolling and start stroking for me

I'm really into football, can I play with your balls? :D

One word, Law students... wait that's two words... whatever how about you just break my petite body🥰

Who ordered Cambodian for dinner?

Just chillin on the bed waiting for you

All in one maid, cleaning, cooking and sucking if you hire me today🥰

I don't know how to say this "lady" like so I'll just say it... please flip me like a pancake and break my back