I’m the girl 3Oh3! Wrote about

When the buns are popping

Who knew black jean shorts could be so hot. Damn

Daisy dukes + a jersey = game day ready

These Nike shorts are making my look extra skinny thick today

Looking bold in blue. You feeling it, too?

I love these new shorts a ton. Reliving my Abercrombie & Fitch glory days lol

Don’t let Bo & Luke catch you staring at my ass

Just a little Daisy Duke selfie for your Wednesday viewing pleasure

These workout shorts always make me want to show off my ass

It’s been a hot minute since I’ve posted here, so what’s up, dude?

I own like 50+ tshirts. That’s what happens when you bought a shirt at every tournament /competition as a kid lol

Normally I prefer watermelon, but tonight I’m really feeling peach [f]

These babies are underbooty central [Oc]

With a sprinkle of finger bite on top [OC]

A little underboob, as a treat!

I’ve had these shorts for like 8 years and I still love how good they look

Short and almost see-through

Now you know where you should put your hands

I like my shorts, like I like my responses: cheeky

I’ve got that post-lawn-mowing sweat going

That underboob is not office-appropriate lol

The fact they’re juuuuuuust see-through is *chef’s kiss*

These are 100% my favorite shorts on the planet