I’m on my bed, and you’re in yours. Clearly, one of us is in the wrong place…

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The tits is mightier than the sword

The tits is mightier than the sword

Nudes for nudes :)

Nudes for nudes :)

Oppa Gangnam style

Oppa Gangnam style

Oppa Gangnam style

Oppa Gangnam style

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

Man’s love is an accident

Man’s love is an accident

Wonders never cease

Wonders never cease

Gonna eat till I’m tired and then sleep till I’m hungry

Gonna eat till I’m tired and then sleep till I’m hungry

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

PS5 together

PS5 together

No words no letters I’m yours…

No words no letters I’m yours…

Is that a Chihuahua

Is that a Chihuahua

Houston, we have a problem

Houston, we have a problem

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

Why so serious

Why so serious

Will make you smile

Will make you smile

My tits make every photo look better tbh

My tits make every photo look better tbh

If you noticed me, hi…

If you noticed me, hi…

A hungry man is an angry man

A hungry man is an angry man

A good wife makes a good husband

A good wife makes a good husband

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they arent…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they arent…