I’m not ready for Monday - let’s go back to bed and pretend it’s still the weekend

Just dropping in to wish you all a good morning! 😘

One warm day is all it takes for me to consider it sundress season

Coffee is basically pre-workout, right? 😅

Bottomless coffee for a busy day

White panties don’t leave much to the imagination

Don’t let the socks fool you - I’m ready to get down to business 😈

Spot the mug, then dive right in

Don’t call me a dirty slut - I’m freshly showered

Yesterday I turned 36, and today I’ll have birthday cake for breakfast bc I can 🥳

Good morning!

Objects in this image are not as prickly as they appear

You know it’s Monday when the hardest part about posting is the title 😂

Consider this your morning weather report 🥶

I can’t explain just how tempted I am to go for a frigid sunrise skinny dip

Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed (minus the bush and tail 😂)

I’m one talented cupholder

It’s cozy sock season!

Y’all don’t mind a little camel toe, do you?

You don’t really have to keep it clean 😏

Fresh from the shower, ready for trouble

How do you [f]eel about mom bods? 😘

I heard you all might like this

All smiles for titty Tuesday 😘

All dressed up for hump day