I’m not always the funniest girl, but I’ll be the butt of the joke any day.

I’ll make room for you

I just love looking up at you

The less I’m wearing the happier I am

Just a smirking milf for you

Smiling back at you

I want kisses, but you decide where.

There’s plenty for you to grip

Tumble me back into bed (or wherever is the closest spot)

Rainy days should be spent cuddling and kissing

What did you notice first?

I hope you guys like my silly side.

My tummy’s not the flattest, but I still wanted you to see me. What do you think?

POV: I’m trying to decide what to wear to our date tonight, but the universe decides for me.

I post here a lot because my ex who cheated follows this sub and I want to make it high enough on the list, for once. Help me make sure he sees me?

I don’t care how you sort, I just want you to see me

Bobs and vagene

People always say “what’s up, hoe,” but never “how is you, hoe?”

What my friends think I do on the internet vs what I actually do on the internet

I don’t care if you sort by “new” or by “hot”... I just want you to see my tits

This lighting made me feel golden

Rise and shine

How’s my ratio from the back?

Does this count?

Probably my favorite selfie