i'm late to the holidays, but i bet you'll still like the view!

pale as the falling snow

i look so damn pale against this blanket i'm crocheting...

winter truly does leave me pale as a ghost

just a little topless crochet for the afternoon

now that's one hella thanksgiving squirt

as the weather starts to turn, i find myself pulling out the sweaters...

wanna fold me in half?

glass shower doors make for the best view

coming to a backyard near you

the squirtle squad and i are bros

these should be *your* hands

i swear no matter how much sun i get, they still glow in the dark

awwww, it's like they're trying to touch me!

wanna keep me company while i finish these chores?

keep an eye out the next time you go hiking; you never know what view you're missing!

i know a place we can sunbathe

my new ink and i would like to play

mind if i sit on your face for a minute?

i wanna feel your hands along every curve

i bet you could help me get some vitamin d

go ahead and drive by again; i'll give you a second look

let's celebrate the holiday! i can smoke you down and drool alllll over your cock

on or off? you tell me

how do you feel about breakfast in bed?