I'll pay special attention to the parts your wife wife doesn't

I got busted and a puss full of dirt to go with it 😂

this if why you bring a side chick on vacation instead of your wife

I try and treat my friends to my throat once a month

I blew this guy in the middle of the grocery store parking lot

i give all my friends that hand free treatment

yep this sidechick does it all

I got busted giving head on the side of the road [F]

a good wife knows not to forget the balls

I'm that sidechick that will work you over while you watch porn

I like the thrill of sucking a friend for a ride

I plan on sucking on a lot of chestnuts by the fire this holiday season

I'll do the Freaky things your wife won't

I make a really good roommate

I'm that friend that will do the things your girl won't

sometimes I like to get off in the car for the thrill of it

oops almost lost the load I worked so hard to get

A good sidechick never ignores the balls

I want to try every flavor of dick... So I suck a new one every other day

don't forget to service the sack

I love the thrill of getting caught blowing strangers

I've sucked off 68 men in the shower this year... looking for lucky 69

I'm that good side chick who loves me some nuts

Reddits been good to help find new gym partners to practice on