I like you like I like my coffee. Constantly inside me.

Unused so far(technically, but I’m pushing it) ;)

I think I could fall madly in bed with you..

We get bored, and then immediately get weird;)

Here's me being a huge slut BUT also today is my four year sobriety anniversary!

My asshole just got used pretty hard.. but feel free to use any hole you like;)

I think the audio for this is, "Blah blah blah, please fuck me."

My lipstick didn't stay on so well this time

Baby's first gif:)

I like you like I like my coffee. Absolutely *destroying* my insides

Hey there:)

New office, new dress code. (I work from home, so I'm imposing this on myself; I'm very strict).

Do you like your women you like your laptop? On your lap. Turned on. Virus-free. (Possibly sitting on a desk...)

If you dream of me tonight, remember I like it rough;)

Do you like your women you like your laptop? On your lap. Turned on. Virus-free.

Let only latex stand between our love.

Do you like your women you like your laptop? On your lap. Turned on. Virus-free.

I like you like I like my coffee. Constantly inside me.

You may not be able to take my virginity, but you can at least play with the box it came in! :)

Let’s get together and be the number Pi, endless and irrational

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

It is Wednesday my dudes.

Good morning, hope you have an amazing weekend!:)

Okay I was supposed to stop yesterday, but for real this time, this is the last day I'm posting naked pictures to Reddit

Okay I was supposed to stop yesterday, but for real this time, this is the last day I'm posting naked pictures to Reddit