I hope I'm not being too subtle [47]

I really don't think it's time to put pants on yet [47]

Happy 4th! (I bet Captain America was a freak in bed) [47]

Put your face at the base, right where it meets my thigh [47]

This is not the wookie you've been looking for [46]

Just close your eyes and take it [46]

Not sure if I should wrap this or just give it to you now [46]

Wholesome but freaky Dad [46]

I'm just swell(ing)! How about you? [46]

Hang on, you've got something on your face [46] (link with sound in comments)

Happy, horny Dad who heard you have a hole to fill [45]

Go ahead, grab it! (47)

Man, am I glad to be home! [46]

If you're serious, let's do this! [46]

What were you doing while Daddy was sleeping? Why is my cock out? [47]

This day is looking up! [46]

Okay, so you woke up your sleeping Daddy. What are you going to do now? [47]

Did you know May is named after a Roman fertility Goddess? Anyone else feeling particularly fertile? [47]

Here, let me help you with that [47]

When you confess your feelings to the neighbor Dad, and he says he's also feeling things... [47]

For the guy who said there aren't enough faces in this subreddit. I'm right here, my man! [47]

I've got a ton of spring energy. Can you help? [47]

When you go into your neighbor's workshop to see what he's been working on [47]

Who's ready for the Saturday Night Special? [47]