i heard you like 'em hairy and spread wide

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pale as the falling snow

pale as the falling snow

now that's one hella thanksgiving squirt

now that's one hella thanksgiving squirt

god, he fuckin' knows how to eat pussy

god, he fuckin' knows how to eat pussy

wanna fold me in half?

wanna fold me in half?

glass shower doors make for the best view

glass shower doors make for the best view

i wasn't about to leave hell, michigan without a souvenir

i wasn't about to leave hell, michigan without a souvenir

coming to a backyard near you

coming to a backyard near you

the squirtle squad and i are bros

the squirtle squad and i are bros

we get a little messy in the laundry room

we get a little messy in the laundry room

these should be *your* hands

these should be *your* hands

come water my bush

come water my bush

awwww, it's like they're trying to touch me!

awwww, it's like they're trying to touch me!

wanna keep me company while i finish these chores?

wanna keep me company while i finish these chores?

keep an eye out the next time you go hiking; you never know what view you're missing!

keep an eye out the next time you go hiking; you never know what view you're missing!

i know a place we can sunbathe

i know a place we can sunbathe

my new ink and i would like to play

my new ink and i would like to play

mind if i sit on your face for a minute?

mind if i sit on your face for a minute?

let's cuddle on the couch and spread out a bit

let's cuddle on the couch and spread out a bit

i bet you could help me get some vitamin d

i bet you could help me get some vitamin d

go ahead and drive by again; i'll give you a second look

go ahead and drive by again; i'll give you a second look

mind if i go for a ride?

mind if i go for a ride?

let's celebrate the holiday! i can smoke you down and drool alllll over your cock

let's celebrate the holiday! i can smoke you down and drool alllll over your cock

on or off? you tell me

on or off? you tell me

how do you feel about breakfast in bed?

how do you feel about breakfast in bed?