I HAZ THE NIPPULZ

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Pro tip: your mouth should look like this upon landing

Pro tip: your mouth should look like this upon landing

Don't be scared, they won't bite

Don't be scared, they won't bite

The face you make when you're waiting with your tongue out but they get it in your eye

The face you make when you're waiting with your tongue out but they get it in your eye

Lady in red

Lady in red

Dinner is ready

Dinner is ready

Pitfalls of quarantine: removing clothing with your teeth yourself

Pitfalls of quarantine: removing clothing with your teeth yourself

You get one boob but a bonus booty

You get one boob but a bonus booty

I'm only good for reproducing

I'm only good for reproducing

Just the right amount of chub to create a face when sitting down πŸ˜‚

Just the right amount of chub to create a face when sitting down πŸ˜‚

I trimmed my tree so you would stuff my stocking

I trimmed my tree so you would stuff my stocking

Squeeeze!!! I mean...CHEESE!

Squeeeze!!! I mean...CHEESE!

My watch? Thanks, I got it as a gift.

My watch? Thanks, I got it as a gift.

Camouflaged

Camouflaged

Engorged mermaid mammaries

Engorged mermaid mammaries

Summer may be over but I'm still craving Popsicles 😏😏

Summer may be over but I'm still craving Popsicles 😏😏

So subtle

So subtle

They need attention

They need attention

Idk if I even count as an alt girl these days πŸ˜” I miss having fun hair colors

Idk if I even count as an alt girl these days πŸ˜” I miss having fun hair colors

They just want to say hello

They just want to say hello

Earning my extra credit like a good little slut

Earning my extra credit like a good little slut

Oops my top fell off πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜³

Oops my top fell off πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜³

Being counter productive....πŸ™„πŸ€­

Being counter productive....πŸ™„πŸ€­

Someone is going to be happy..

Someone is going to be happy..