I have selkie eyes instead of siren eyes

When I hear the words 'I brought you hot cheetos'

Omw to go get sunburned! 🫠

Trying to readjust my sleep schedule, mornings are hard

Good morning! It's looking like an all-nighter for me 🙃

Glasses or not, the choker makes the fit. lol

I'm so grateful to have nothing to do this weekend

The weekend frump continues unhindered

I'll call this weekends style frumpy

It's WAY past my bedtime, whoopsie

Just an artist doing art things

I am also procrastinating work and instead, scrolling through reddit

I wonder if inhaling oil paint fumes is gonna make me lose my mind

I lied earlier when I said I was good at winking.

I need a record player in my life

Found out you can watch a stream of 90's commercials on the youtubes and I'm thrilled

Hello from the prettiest trollop in the trailer park

Good morning to all of you and goodnight to me

I think I can pull off 'disheveled' quite well on a good day.

Today can be a procrastination day, I've decided.

Thinking about growing a beard, not sure I have the face for it tho.

I think I need to go sunbathe. I'm basically a ghost.

I need to find somewhere to wear my new dress.

Can't think of a good alliteration for Tuesday.... (30F)