I don’t even own a razor

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Happy St Paddy’s Dick

Happy St Paddy’s Dick

Trim? I wouldn’t even know where to begin…..

Trim? I wouldn’t even know where to begin…..

Nope

Nope

Trimming: “Hi Daddy”. Me: “No”

Trimming: “Hi Daddy”. Me: “No”

I said no to trimming. And to pants too.

I said no to trimming. And to pants too.

Cold morning. Warm fur.

Cold morning. Warm fur.

“Trimming makes it look bigger” ….

“Trimming makes it look bigger” ….

Saturday sunrise

Saturday sunrise

Not even if someone did it for me.

Not even if someone did it for me.

Thursday thatch

Thursday thatch

Obviously no.

Obviously no.

What, me trim?

What, me trim?

No trimming.

No trimming.

Trim the tree, not the bush

Trim the tree, not the bush

Nope.

Nope.

Holiday hairdo

Holiday hairdo

Sunday bed hair

Sunday bed hair

Monday meat check

Monday meat check

Cozy cock

Cozy cock

Shave my what?!

Shave my what?!

Wildman

Wildman

My Hanukkah bush

My Hanukkah bush

Trimming is for holiday trees.

Trimming is for holiday trees.

My big long …… mug.

My big long …… mug.