I didn’t stand a chance.

I’m currently in the process of breaking my sister’s self-esteem. But it’s working.

I think I’m doing a good job?

Good cover Mom.

If you want to be the cool aunt, this is all you have to do.

I couldn’t blame a single person there.

“That’s so interesting auntie!” And, “yeah, your work colleague sounds terrible!”

That's exactly why 🤦🏼‍♂️

Just me and my sister home for the next 72 hours 😇😇😇

When you pursue a sexual relationship with your nephew just to get revenge against your bitch sister.

I've quickly developed a hardcore incest addiction.

My mom once told my aunt that I have trouble making eye contact, but I think my aunt knows why.

I can't wait for this year's gift. She's so fucking perverted.

One of these years I'm going to have to do something about it. Maybe even today...

Life changes so quickly. At the start of 2019, I would've never imagined that my 2020 new year's resolution would be to make my aunt pregnant.

Sorry sis, I totally didn't try to get a glimpse of your fat fucking tits just now.

I'd want to creampie my sister at least 20 times or else it would be a lost weekend.

Damn, looks like I have to move onto Mom's lingerie now.

Mom knows exactly what she's doing to me.

Enough to not leave the house once during Christmas break...

Mom's reward for being a good shopping assistant.

That awkward moment when you'd rather look at your sister's Instagram than porn.

Yeah sis, its because you have enormous tits weighing you down.

Sister offers positive reinforcement for my staring problem.