I call this the spread and jiggle

Wait for it

You might need to turn your phone around for this one

Let’s write a limerick together. I’ll start. There was once a PAWG in a robe...

Not the biggest, but hopefully you still enjoy (OC)

Shaking it up (literally)

Someone asked me to post a video of my ass jiggling in slow motion, so here we are

I hardly ever post my face along with my ass here, so consider this a treat

I’ve just woken up and my hair’s a mess, but I’m full of energy and I want you to see me naked

Did you know mom jeans do a great job of hiding thick asses?

Some people were asking for a panty peel, and I’m happy to oblige

If I hypnotise you with my hips, will you breed me?

Must be jelly cos jam don’t shake

I did squats today and wanted an excuse to show off my ass

I couldn’t help but show you what’s hiding under my towel

My thick thighs and big ass are a package deal

My pyjamas once again hiding my curves nicely

Bonus points if you keep eye contact with me the whole time

Does my ass make my ass look big?

For my next trick, I’ll remove my clothes in 0.5 seconds flat using only this blanket

And for my next trick, I‘ll conjure a phat ass from a pair of skinny jeans

How’s it hanging?

Oh, I didn’t see you there

This is my Sharon Stone moment and I’m living for it

I got new underwear today, and I think you can tell I’m pretty happy about it