Hoping my ass makes your morning a little bit harder

Help me caption this! I’ve got mom brain and can’t think of anything! :P

Promise I’ll be a good girl…

Always check for the cellulite stamp of authenticity lol

Sometimes I forget how much ass I’m carrying around…haha!

How much jiggle is too much jiggle??

Giving these Calvin’s a run for their money

It just keeps growing…

Wake up sleepy head, it’s time for breakfast…

Biscuits, it’s what’s for breakfast!

Don’t look too closely, it’s been known to mesmerize

Good morning sunshine!

All that’s missing is your handprint…

My greatest talent is turning any pair of panties into a thong! :P

By this time of day I assume you’re hard at work…

Thought you might like a little slight cellulite in your face to start the day off right!

Happy hump day!

Here’s a little jiggle to brighten your day…

You know, cellulite looks better when it’s bouncing…

Wish these weren’t my hands…

Only thing missing is your hand print…

Just looking for a place to bounce this ass…

Here’s a gif of my plump ass. Happy Friday 😉 (OC)

Pale skin vs red lacy lingerie