Hello, r/pelfie... it's been a while! (F)40

Let me get closer... (F)46

Happy Hump n' Rump Day! (F)46

Dropping into Tuesday like...

Hoverpussy for Mardi Gras (like I need an excuse)...

Hoverpussy Maneuver and then some... (F)44

I can't get any closer to the camera unless I sit on it...

Hover Pussy: The Meat Curtains Strike Back...

I don't have a husband, children or pets, and I'm not the boss of anyone, so who the hell else am I going to hover over?? (F)44

It's Monday, but clearly I took the day off... (F)44 [mobile version in comments]

A pelfie for your hump day...

Start your weekend right here... (F)43

:-P says the labia... (F)43

:-O

Hello again, r/pelfie!... (F)43

Thanks for the warm welcum back, r/pelfie! Another one from that session... (F)43

Hello, r/pelfie! It's been a long time... (F)41

Purple Pelfie... (F)40 [full album in comments]

FIRST POST IN THIS SUB! I didn't know what a pelfie was until this moment. :-P

Perfectly Shaved Pelfie... (F)40 [Banner]

It's been a while, r/pelfie! (F)40

My first pelfie GIF!... (F)40

Pelife from the cube!... (F)40

From the boss's office... (F)41