Happy MILF Monday! The day where Mother Fuckers celebrate their friendly neighborhood MILF. How are we going to celebrate?

I mean, what are Saturday mornings for anyway? (F40)

Every inch needs a touch.

Miley’s new album makes me want to dirty dance in the sun.

Happy Thirsty Thursday. Can I offer you a drink, or would you rather stay thirsty?

Thirsty Thursday or Thong Thursday. Why not both?

Married, mom of 3 and posting nudes online. You’d think I’d know better, but it’s just so much fun.

MILF math: (One horny MILF - lingerie) / your cock = cumming x times. Please solve for x and show your work.

Hey r/MILFs. Just getting ready and wanted to show off for you a bit.

Done fucking around. It’s time to Friday. Wanna Friday with me?

Can I drive you crazy with desire on this Thirsty Thursday? [F40]

Hey r/Gonewild40Plus. Wanna play this Saturday? [F40]

Hey r/MILFs. What were we talking about again?

Slim, stacked and built for fun on this sensual, sinful Sunday

Sinful Sunday is here. Debauchery is required. How should we begin?

It’s Hump Day! I bought you a preset to celebrate. Sorry. Some of it’s already unwrapped.

All dress up with nowhere to go on this beautiful Friday the 13th. Any ideas?

I think I found my new favorite lingerie! Do you like it?

I turned 40 yesterday! Too old, or am I still a MILF? (OC)

I’m married and turn 40 next week, but posting nudes and knowing you’re getting hard is one of my new favorite things.

Dressed for the day but just had to show off a little. 39 YO Married MILF

I love my new bra and how easy it makes showing you my tits.

Waiting to see what you have planned for me

…only i[f] you say please.