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Happy Cake Day! - Thank you for sticking with us for this long!

Happy Cake Day! - Thank you for sticking with us for this long!

A little moody for a Monday morning - thankfully, there's coffee for that

A little moody for a Monday morning - thankfully, there's coffee for that

Nothing like a steamy shower and a cup of joe to get me soaking wet

Nothing like a steamy shower and a cup of joe to get me soaking wet

My therapist says I have scars on my psyche, but it’s the ones on my body I despise the most

My therapist says I have scars on my psyche, but it’s the ones on my body I despise the most

Using my shiny buttplug - still getting used to it

Using my shiny buttplug - still getting used to it

I'm topping from the bottom, but you'll like it

I'm topping from the bottom, but you'll like it

Stretching me out - I’m so wet and it’s all your fault

Stretching me out - I’m so wet and it’s all your fault

For those with a "people-y" job that don't enjoy "people-ing", there's coffee for that

For those with a "people-y" job that don't enjoy "people-ing", there's coffee for that

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without

Make sure to fuel up for the day

Make sure to fuel up for the day

I could have you disbarred for this, but I'd rather you put your bar somewhere else

I could have you disbarred for this, but I'd rather you put your bar somewhere else

Ready for my first meeting of the day

Ready for my first meeting of the day

You could at least help clean me up

You could at least help clean me up

Next time, I expect you to bring me exotic coffee with complicated add-ons

Next time, I expect you to bring me exotic coffee with complicated add-ons

I love "me" time, but I love having "us" time

I love "me" time, but I love having "us" time

Only I know where your fingerprints remain

Only I know where your fingerprints remain

Maybe I should grow my hair out a little more,...

Maybe I should grow my hair out a little more,...

I might be a brat, but I’m a slave to your BWC

I might be a brat, but I’m a slave to your BWC

[F] Trying a more robust blend this time,…

[F] Trying a more robust blend this time,…

[F] Once my caffeine kicks in, you’re in big trouble

[F] Once my caffeine kicks in, you’re in big trouble

(38F) A little show for the people passing by,...

(38F) A little show for the people passing by,...

(38f) I'm all wet

(38f) I'm all wet

From a busy parking garage

From a busy parking garage