God, why the FUCK did I try to balance myself by grabbing MY OWN HAIR

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Which one do you wanna fuck more: me or Mondays? 😹

Which one do you wanna fuck more: me or Mondays? 😹

Really wish I could say this is a sex bruise, but I'm actually just a clumsy pale slut.

Really wish I could say this is a sex bruise, but I'm actually just a clumsy pale slut.

someone described me as "milky" and idk if I love or hate that.

someone described me as "milky" and idk if I love or hate that.

10 more hours until the WEEKEND! We can do this!!!

10 more hours until the WEEKEND! We can do this!!!

If I lay down in the snow, it'll be like "Where's Waldo?".

If I lay down in the snow, it'll be like "Where's Waldo?".

Isn't nature beautiful?

Isn't nature beautiful?

The only time you actually *wanna* suck at something.

The only time you actually *wanna* suck at something.

i brought you breakfast in bed. :)

i brought you breakfast in bed. :)

hello night owls! hoot hoot!

hello night owls! hoot hoot!

Be gentle with me, please.

Be gentle with me, please.

I have a love/hate relationship with my pale-as-fuck tits.

I have a love/hate relationship with my pale-as-fuck tits.

goodnight!

goodnight!

Wanna fuck my thighs?

Wanna fuck my thighs?

where are the night owls? 💖

where are the night owls? 💖

It's like 25° F outside and I need someone to snuggle me.

It's like 25° F outside and I need someone to snuggle me.

The sun makes me look *almost* a little tan. Almost.

The sun makes me look *almost* a little tan. Almost.

Real. No fancy angle or tripod. Not hiding my extra rolls of skin. Just me.

Real. No fancy angle or tripod. Not hiding my extra rolls of skin. Just me.

Topless yoga, anyone?

Topless yoga, anyone?

My pale tits.

My pale tits.

Peek-a-Booobs

Peek-a-Booobs

I'll wash your back if you'll wash mine 💖

I'll wash your back if you'll wash mine 💖

I can't stop wearing his sweater (or flashing you all in it)

I can't stop wearing his sweater (or flashing you all in it)

My pale debut.

My pale debut.