God, why the FUCK did I try to balance myself by grabbing MY OWN HAIR
Which one do you wanna fuck more: me or Mondays? 😹
Really wish I could say this is a sex bruise, but I'm actually just a clumsy pale slut.
someone described me as "milky" and idk if I love or hate that.
10 more hours until the WEEKEND! We can do this!!!
If I lay down in the snow, it'll be like "Where's Waldo?".
Isn't nature beautiful?
The only time you actually *wanna* suck at something.
i brought you breakfast in bed. :)
hello night owls! hoot hoot!
Be gentle with me, please.
I have a love/hate relationship with my pale-as-fuck tits.
goodnight!
Wanna fuck my thighs?
where are the night owls? 💖
It's like 25° F outside and I need someone to snuggle me.
The sun makes me look *almost* a little tan. Almost.
Real. No fancy angle or tripod. Not hiding my extra rolls of skin. Just me.
Topless yoga, anyone?
My pale tits.
Peek-a-Booobs
I'll wash your back if you'll wash mine 💖
I can't stop wearing his sweater (or flashing you all in it)
My pale debut.
