Gloomy Friday the 13th means staying in and watching horror movies

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“There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food,”

“There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food,”

All together now......every sperm is sacred....every sperm is good....

All together now......every sperm is sacred....every sperm is good....

You’re darn tootin

You’re darn tootin

A wolf can’t hunt without its prey

A wolf can’t hunt without its prey

Gimme some sugar baby

Gimme some sugar baby

Bet you can gape me better than my vibrator ;)

Bet you can gape me better than my vibrator ;)

May the force be with you

May the force be with you

We have such sights to show you

We have such sights to show you

Nap time

Nap time

The sleeper must awaken

The sleeper must awaken

Goodnight reddit. Deliciously naughty dreams to you all ;P

Goodnight reddit. Deliciously naughty dreams to you all ;P

On display

On display

To the Bat Tank!

To the Bat Tank!

Lazy day

Lazy day

My holes are in desperate need of a good stretching

My holes are in desperate need of a good stretching

Thinking of you

Thinking of you

Maximum effort ;)

Maximum effort ;)

I love the way it stretches me

I love the way it stretches me

As requested ;)

As requested ;)

Snugglefuck anyone?

Snugglefuck anyone?

Toy Tuesday

Toy Tuesday

That’s what I appreciates about you

That’s what I appreciates about you

If only I had someone to help me take this picture

If only I had someone to help me take this picture