Gianna Michaels had me constantly fapping in 9th Grade (2006)

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Alexis Texas turned me into an Ass Man. I can't believe it's been 13 years now (2009)

Alexis Texas turned me into an Ass Man. I can't believe it's been 13 years now (2009)

Jayden Jaymes had me Fapping 2-3 Times a day (2009)

Jayden Jaymes had me Fapping 2-3 Times a day (2009)

Lisa Ann as "Sarah Palin" was legendary (2008)

Lisa Ann as "Sarah Palin" was legendary (2008)

Mexican TV in the '90s

Mexican TV in the '90s

Lisa Ann kept me entertained during high school (2008)

Lisa Ann kept me entertained during high school (2008)

Colpo Grosso (Italian strip-gameshow)

Colpo Grosso (Italian strip-gameshow)

Stacy Keibler was the reason I watched Pro Wrestling (early 2000's)

Stacy Keibler was the reason I watched Pro Wrestling (early 2000's)

Sofia Vergara in a tiny G-string

Sofia Vergara in a tiny G-string

Jenna Jameson in "Flashpoint" was the first Blowjob I ever witnessed

Jenna Jameson in "Flashpoint" was the first Blowjob I ever witnessed

Michelle Wild (First Porn VHS I Ever Watched, 2003)

Michelle Wild (First Porn VHS I Ever Watched, 2003)

Rose McGowan in her prime

Rose McGowan in her prime

(CROSSPOST) Who knew The Macarena could be so sexy?

(CROSSPOST) Who knew The Macarena could be so sexy?

Parking Lot

Parking Lot

The first blowjob I ever witnessed, Jenna Jameson in Flashpoint (1998)

The first blowjob I ever witnessed, Jenna Jameson in Flashpoint (1998)

Sofia Vergara was the reason to watch Hispanic TV in the '90s

Sofia Vergara was the reason to watch Hispanic TV in the '90s

Lost so much jizz to her first Bangbros scene (2005)

Lost so much jizz to her first Bangbros scene (2005)

Jenna Jameson's iconic scene

Jenna Jameson's iconic scene

Titty Time

Titty Time

Ball Buster

Ball Buster

Natural Boobs FTW

Natural Boobs FTW

Gianna Michaels

Gianna Michaels

Like Jell-O

Like Jell-O

Hot Latina

Hot Latina