George Costanza would be mesmerized

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Can I have one of those Toblerones?

Can I have one of those Toblerones?

Practicing for V Sit & Reach

Practicing for V Sit & Reach

Don't look or you'll turn to stone

Don't look or you'll turn to stone

Velma, is that you?

Velma, is that you?

Time to change gyms

Time to change gyms

That top is a perfect color for spring

That top is a perfect color for spring

Getting ready to go to the farmers market

Getting ready to go to the farmers market

Sagging your shorts isn't so bad now that I think about it more

Sagging your shorts isn't so bad now that I think about it more

3d painting style shirt, I wonder what you see if you stare at it long enough

3d painting style shirt, I wonder what you see if you stare at it long enough

An interesting way to style the chair

An interesting way to style the chair

I always have plenty of guys offering to spot me at the gym, people can be so nice

 I always have plenty of guys offering to spot me at the gym, people can be so nice

Ready for the summer cookout

Ready for the summer cookout

I have that same vinyl tile flooring!

I have that same vinyl tile flooring!

Thanks for letting me get a good look at your necklace, I want to go buy one now

Thanks for letting me get a good look at your necklace, I want to go buy one now

The mixing of patterns in this outfit shows excellent sartorial taste

The mixing of patterns in this outfit shows excellent sartorial taste

I see the Big Dipper, what other constellations do you see?

I see the Big Dipper, what other constellations do you see?

That top has such a trippy design I cant stop staring at the pattern

That top has such a trippy design I cant stop staring at the pattern

'Man the torpedoes' is an apt double entendre for this post

'Man the torpedoes' is an apt double entendre for this post

Nothing like the scent of fresh flowers

Nothing like the scent of fresh flowers

this swimsuit might be too revealing to wear at the beach 😅

this swimsuit might be too revealing to wear at the beach 😅

Its okay baby, you can keep your eyes down there all you want

Its okay baby, you can keep your eyes down there all you want

My hair is charged, that’s why it looks so weird hehe

My hair is charged, that’s why it looks so weird hehe

Amazing!!!🔥

Amazing!!!🔥

WANTED: men who eat ass

WANTED: men who eat ass