Free this honourable gentleman from religious persecution!!

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Well maybe try meth dude, it’ll last longer ! And you’ll lose weight. You lazy fuck

Well maybe try meth dude, it’ll last longer ! And you’ll lose weight. You lazy fuck

Thanks mom <3

Thanks mom <3

More like after two sips tbh

More like after two sips tbh

This is me lol

This is me lol

Beefy jerk spotted in Walmart

Beefy jerk spotted in Walmart

Merry shitmas everybody

Merry shitmas everybody

The fuck I am bitch

The fuck I am bitch

Happy new year beefy jerk family

Happy new year beefy jerk family

FFS Oleg! Can we please lay off the mushrooms for a couple of days.. its exhausting bro

FFS Oleg! Can we please lay off the mushrooms for a couple of days.. its exhausting bro

As for the open liquor, I live in my car. My car is my home, so that shouldn’t of been open liquor anyway. You guys must have liquor round your house, probably all kinds of liquor. Cops pull you over in your house, how is that open liquor?

As for the open liquor, I live in my car. My car is my home, so that shouldn’t of been open liquor anyway. You guys must have liquor round your house, probably all kinds of liquor. Cops pull you over in your house, how is that open liquor?

This post contains a turkey jerk

This post contains a turkey jerk

Dinner time <3

Dinner time <3

Life of a captain

Life of a captain

I've said this time and time again ..

I've said this time and time again ..

Perfect snack when you're spun TF öut

Perfect snack when you're spun TF öut

That's exactly how I like my toilet

That's exactly how I like my toilet

late night snacks

late night snacks

Random dude wrote me and asked for help to find meth

Random dude wrote me and asked for help to find meth

I dont even know why I went in here bruh

I dont even know why I went in here bruh

Can’t this piece of shit spacecraft go any faster!?

Can’t this piece of shit spacecraft go any faster!?

Life advice: Walmart is more than a just a venue to smoke meth and rollerblade. You can also steal stuff.

Life advice: Walmart is more than a just a venue to smoke meth and rollerblade. You can also steal stuff.

😬

😬

Relatable

Relatable