O hi!

O hi ☺️

summer is almost over in Australia, and you may be pleased to know I managed to escape a suntan 😊

On/Off

gag and giggle

I woke up today with Weird Al Yankovic's "Angry White Boy Pulka" in my head and its stuck like a mother bitch. What's a song that gets stuck in your head that you can't get out?

Am I cute, senpai?

Play Date ☺️

Some pun about being horny. You know, coz its a unicorn horn.

Think it will fit?

Bubbles!!!

Home Schooled 😮😋

Since we're dropping numbers... 5'1 and 88lbs. There's your extra small bitches!

Not a tan line to be found 😋

New bikini 😊

Lounging around 😊

Is there something on my face? 😉

I can't even begin to tell you how much I hate coming up with titles for these. Like, just look at my boobs already, geez.

RAWR and shit

How do you like my new hair? And no, it's not a wig. My head is too small for wigs 😂

Active Bitch Face.

What? This is how I always lean carefully forward with my hands on my thighs.

Anyone ever heard of the Australian comic book 'Platinum Grit'? Worth a google.

o noes... daddy made a mess of me!!!