First post here... “woohoo!” or “Doh!”?

I expect a few mustache rides before Movember is over. Yum.

Thick thighs may save lives.. but swollen lips definitely grip dicks.

Let’s not stand on ceremony here, Mr. Fuck.

We don’t need to pretend to watch a movie. Just fuck me into a coma and let yourself out after.

My pussy has many layers worth exploring and penetrating... just like me.

V is for Victory... and Vagina. Coincidence? I think not.

You don’t even need to spit on it, I got plenty for both of us.

It’s hard to get my work done on days I really need my pussy eaten. Fuckity fuck fuck.

My lips are sealed... at least one pair.

You can hit it before bed, just don’t fuck up my K/D ratio.

One is a tool that works best with two hands, and the other is a broom.

If you eat me, you’ll live but a half life, a cursed life from the moment my pussy touches your lips. Would you do it?

Ready

Never knew my pussy had a label till Reddit...

When you dress to impress on Zoom calls your coworkers notice... [F]

Where’s my apple of discord?

Brown paper packages tied up with string...

“Peach... I could eat a peach for hours”. There are two types of guys: 1) Would you lay on your back and slide under me? 2) Or grab my hips and thrust your tongue straight in, nose in my asshole?

Thought my ass and pussy looked delicious here... you agree?

When your boss’ partner is recording to be funny but you’re the office slut and can’t be shamed...

These lips need a tongue 👅💦. Who wants a taste?

How does my gypsy pussy measure up boys?

Seems like there are some boys on here that love my gypsy pussy. Do you?