[F] It may seem to you that one leg is longer than the other, but in fact they will hug you equally

You can admire me from all sides

I think I found another pocket in these jeans

You can hang this frame with a portrait on the wall and admire

With me you would love biology

When called boyfriend over for a snack, but didn’t cook anything

[F] This smooth skin lacks the red marks of spankings

I like to walk around the house either naked or in revealing outfits

To sleep better you need physical activity

I want this bell to start strumming

This Harry Potter is missing a magic wand

They are drawn to you, reciprocate them

Do you happen to have a pen, otherwise I forgot

The dream of any classmate who wears skirts without panties

[F] I just cooked it, bon appetit

My nipples are better than any gamepad

Your face when you took too long to clean and inhaled detergent

The fastest hands in the entire wild west are urgently needed

I call it a bitch smile, it's for those who don't like me, I'm not talking about you

I hope you are the fastest hand in the wild west

Serious woman loves Happy Meals and Coke

This is clearly the gateway to hell, not heaven, because it's hot there

Hey handsome, you're the only one here, let's make two of us

Why do you need panties at all, it's freer without them