(f) I’m not churning butter but I could use some cream

[f] anyone else seeking approval of nudes from nerdy inanimate household objects during this time of social distancing?

(f) Monday blues relief squad

(f) felt myself, might delete later

(f) got accepted into grad school. You’ll be seeing these tits in a classroom soon!

(f) my wishing for a snow day skirt 🤞🏻

(f) let’s make this titty Tuesday one for the (quick)books

(f) stuck at work but can entertain myself

(f) called tech support while horny. Here’s my take on turning a device off/on.

[f] we made it here finally

(f) good morning friends

(f) I just got paid to masturbate

(f) working through lunch because, similar to my tits, the task is bigger than expected

Hi Redditors: please meet me in the break room at your earliest convenience. Best regards, mcxh32 (f)

(f) Office-ially need Access to something equally hard, but much more fun, than this Excel project

(f) Did you hear the latest Microsoft Office update can cure the midday blues?

(f) I might look like Ms. Frizzle but I prefer running trains

(f) my marker is back where it belongs now

(f) I excel at my job but I’d rather be spread in my sheets

(f) dressed for the first snow of the season on Halloween

(f) need a pick me up - will accept coffee or literally being picked up and taken away from my computer

just heard about this sub & think i might fit in here 🥰

what’s popping?

(f) skirts & titties on the daily