Elderly women love me.

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That turnaround, though

That turnaround, though

Zero criminal activity in this aisle on my watch!

Zero criminal activity in this aisle on my watch!

A bikini has a very different feel in a grocery store

A bikini has a very different feel in a grocery store

Showing a little bit of sideboob [f]

Showing a little bit of sideboob [f]

Some benefits of the cold

Some benefits of the cold

What are these strange contraptions they're selling?

What are these strange contraptions they're selling?

Grocery shopping in a pretty thin shirt

Grocery shopping in a pretty thin shirt

Having a camera shows me a lot more guys turn than I thought

Having a camera shows me a lot more guys turn than I thought

Thin and low

Thin and low

Was that a positive or a negative head shake?

Was that a positive or a negative head shake?

I could be your fortune cookie

I could be your fortune cookie

Thank you. Enjoy.

Thank you. Enjoy.

I have my superhero suit. I just need a superhero name.

I have my superhero suit. I just need a superhero name.

Showing off my baby horseshoe

Showing off my baby horseshoe

I win this round, lightbulbs.

I win this round, lightbulbs.

Eye catching

Eye catching

They love the cold

They love the cold

Wipe your feet

Wipe your feet

Is there anything better than a fresh new notebook? [f]

Is there anything better than a fresh new notebook? [f]

I think I can go smaller.

I think I can go smaller.

So that's what happens when you cut out the liner.

So that's what happens when you cut out the liner.

Tiniest hint I'm not wearing underwear. [f]

Tiniest hint I'm not wearing underwear. [f]

Slightly see through

Slightly see through