Duckling face.

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Gives "bad mothers" a different name

Gives "bad mothers" a different name

I completely expected this from someone named candy

I completely expected this from someone named candy

Like mother, like daughter

Like mother, like daughter

Not really subtle

Not really subtle

Jeez. Even heels?

Jeez. Even heels?

Same make and model, different year

Same make and model, different year

I bet that kid makes watered down drinks

I bet that kid makes watered down drinks

"Thanks for the help, mom"

"Thanks for the help, mom"

Fuckin classy, mom

Fuckin classy, mom

Happy holidays!

Happy holidays!

Learning gun safety, starting young

Learning gun safety, starting young

Its like watching a train crash

Its like watching a train crash

At least she's getting exercise.

At least she's getting exercise.

The Surgeon General warns agasint Jackhammers while pregnant.

The Surgeon General warns agasint Jackhammers while pregnant.

Saw this on /r/WTF today

Saw this on /r/WTF today

Spending some quality time together.

Spending some quality time together.

The clubs cant even handle my baby right now!

The clubs cant even handle my baby right now!

One second I just need to tweet this.

One second I just need to tweet this.

Just.... just the worse mom ever.......

Just.... just the worse mom ever.......

Kicked a little too hard there, mom.

Kicked a little too hard there, mom.

Oh no! My Wine!

Oh no! My Wine!

Say Cheeeeese

Say Cheeeeese

I feel like im forgetting something....

I feel like im forgetting something....