Don't trust a zipper as far as you can undo one

look into my eyes

who is she?

What my family sees vs what the internet sees

The real question is: are they bigger than your head?

What are you stair-ing at?

I tried my best

I think my tits are ready for your cock

Much like everyone in lockdown, my titties are ready to get out

I read people like jiggles here

Me when you ask for your hoodie back

What I'm going to wear on our wedding night 😝

Built in floatation devices for your safety

Buttons are like cherries... Made for popping

They're a perfect handful if you have really big hands

I bought this top for going out but the only thing out are my titties

When you're half way through untangling your daddy issues and remember who TF you are

My boobs are as big as my head so sometimes I wear bras as hats 😝

Just submitting my bouncing castle design proposal, thank you for your consideration

Does this still count? 🥺

It's like 127 hours, you could get an arm stuck between them

Zinger stacked 🍔🍔

Can juggle, can jiggle

I'm a halfie, do I still fit in here? 🥺

Thanks for the sweater, Grandma. It fits great...