Do you think you could handle me in the bedroom?

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Would you let me give you a lap dance?

Would you let me give you a lap dance?

How’s my arch? Good enough for back shots?

How’s my arch? Good enough for back shots?

I hereby declare that Wednesdays will now be known and celebrated as Wagon Wednesdays

I hereby declare that Wednesdays will now be known and celebrated as Wagon Wednesdays

Here to make your hump day a little hornier

Here to make your hump day a little hornier

Do you think I’m on the naughty or nice list?

Do you think I’m on the naughty or nice list?

How about we fuck all day long and forget it’s Monday?

How about we fuck all day long and forget it’s Monday?

Feelin’ juicy juicy

Feelin’ juicy juicy

Would you fuck me in front of this mirror?

Would you fuck me in front of this mirror?

You ever wake up in the middle of the night craving something sweet?

You ever wake up in the middle of the night craving something sweet?

Wanna lockdown n chill with me?

Wanna lockdown n chill with me?

My magic crystal ball tells me that you will be orgasming over me very soon 🔮💦

My magic crystal ball tells me that you will be orgasming over me very soon 🔮💦

Nicknamed my booty Jupiter, can you think of anything more suitable?

Nicknamed my booty Jupiter, can you think of anything more suitable?

My peach needs some cream

My peach needs some cream

Do my curves make you weak?

Do my curves make you weak?

I hope seeing me bent over brings you joy, and by joy I mean a raging boner

I hope seeing me bent over brings you joy, and by joy I mean a raging boner

Do you like my outfit? 🎀

Do you like my outfit? 🎀

Do you like cute chubby British girls?

Do you like cute chubby British girls?

Let’s play a game of guess my bra size!

Let’s play a game of guess my bra size!

What’s bigger - my ass or the moon?

What’s bigger - my ass or the moon?

I’m just a simple girl that enjoys long walks on the beach, fried chicken and making you hard

I’m just a simple girl that enjoys long walks on the beach, fried chicken and making you hard

Come join me?

Come join me?

Do you like this angle?

Do you like this angle?

Cover me in kisses?

Cover me in kisses?