Did you guys know Gogurt is just yogurt??[OC]

[image] At this point the only man for me might be Mothman 💁🏻‍♀️ (OC)

Husbands are like pancakes. It’s okay to throw the first one out! (OC)

I just want someone to invest in my love like I’m GameStop Stock 🥺 (OC)

I could be my own Daddy & make my own sugar, but alas I’m just Baby 💁🏻‍♀️(OC)

I don’t expect everything to be handed to me...just set it down wherever 😘(OC)

Show me your kitties 😻 [OC]

Lets play Dungeons & Daddies 😘[OC]

Bringing the cake for Cake day ❤

I'm glad its the thought that counts, cause I'm always thinking of shit I should be doing [OC]

"I hope that the fire we both made still burns a little in you"[OC]

You may have been with the elite four before, but I'm your Pokemon master [OC]

No diggity, but honestly...some of the doubt 😬[OC]

Help me figure out which side is my softer side? [OC]

Am I overdressed for the occasion? [OC]

Is this an on/off or more of a contained/broken loose?? 😜 [OC]

Step 1: Wear Flannel, Step 2: Collect Wood [OC]

Midwest girls: Ope! lemme just squeeze your dick right in there! [OC]

Tits, Tummy, and Thighs all in less than 12 pixels! [OC]

Oh LAWD, they cummin!! [OC]

I'm glad I have big boobs, the last thing I need is people making eye contact [OC]

👻Boobs!! Wait what? Its just boo? Oh...[OC]

I feel like I could potentially kill a man with a tittydrop 😮 [OC]

Wanna see a magic trick? I can make your dick disappear right before your eyes!! 😜 [OC]