Did the first picture deceive you?

Listen, I may look awkward but I still accomplished my goal

I'm wine thanks for asking

I have a feeling I know just what you want for Christmas....

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Tis the season to share your tits

Will you open my box under your tree?

I'm only good for reproducing

I trimmed my tree so you would stuff my stocking

I've been waiting for you

That down blouse view 👏👏

The devil made me do it

Oops, someone saw me

Just saying hello.

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Turning Monday into Moanday

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