Desiree Cousteau, from the first porn film I ever stole from my dads gun cabinet and watched with a glazed mesmorized expression...call me a romantic but you never forget your first xxx

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Dame Helen Lydia Mirren, DBE. 100% classy English crumpet.

Dame Helen Lydia Mirren, DBE. 100% classy English crumpet.

Kate Beckinsale, best thing ever to come out of Chiswick and 46 years old!

Kate Beckinsale, best thing ever to come out of Chiswick and 46 years old!

Elizabeth Shue- UberMilf

Elizabeth Shue- UberMilf

Kate Winslet, Royalty of Fapplandia

Kate Winslet, Royalty of Fapplandia

Linda Kozlowski moment to shine in Crocodile Dundee

Linda Kozlowski moment to shine in Crocodile Dundee

Sigourney, total bad ass and seemingly not buying into the aging process!

Sigourney, total bad ass and seemingly not buying into the aging process!

Chel from Road to EL Dorado...or am I reading too much into an innocent cartoon?

Chel from Road to EL Dorado...or am I reading too much into an innocent cartoon?

Tripplehorn in Basic instinct - rather delectable!

Tripplehorn in Basic instinct - rather delectable!

Massive crush on Linda Blair, first role Exorcist! Then did loads of nude shoots

Massive crush on Linda Blair, first role Exorcist! Then did loads of nude shoots

Amanda Donohoe in Lair of the White Worm looking like the quintessential English temptress

Amanda Donohoe in Lair of the White Worm looking like the quintessential English temptress

1981 Excalibur gave hints on the practicality of sex in full armour. Katrine Boorman Igrayne dance where she throws that red hair around is pure nom.

1981 Excalibur gave hints on the practicality of sex in full armour. Katrine Boorman Igrayne dance where she throws that red hair around is pure nom.

Holli from 1992 Cool World...a tasty sprite indeed!

Holli from 1992 Cool World...a tasty sprite indeed!

Velma from Scooby Doo

Velma from Scooby Doo

Callahan from Police academy...just me?

Callahan from Police academy...just me?

LINEA QUIGLEY 1980s punk slutty living dead dancer!

LINEA QUIGLEY 1980s punk slutty living dead dancer!

Caroline Munro and her tea making skills....

Caroline Munro and her tea making skills....

Raquel Welch and her corsetry Musketeers 1973/4

Raquel Welch and her corsetry Musketeers 1973/4

A little class Romeo and Juliet the Zefferelli version. Olivia Hussey...sigh...

A little class Romeo and Juliet the Zefferelli version. Olivia Hussey...sigh...

Tabitha is back, you are unworthy.

Tabitha is back, you are unworthy.

Brigitte Nielson all angry and such in 80's Red Sonja

Brigitte Nielson all angry and such in 80's Red Sonja

Uschi Digard 1975 Swedish milkmaid

Uschi Digard 1975 Swedish milkmaid

Jet Gladiator wankbank staple!

Jet Gladiator wankbank staple!

Linda Hamilton in Terminator.

Linda Hamilton in Terminator.