Darth Vader only used top shelf vodka in his drinks. Only a Sith pours in Absolut.

I would make another Lord of the Rings pun, but all the good ones Aragorn.

Let me tell you the tragedy of YourIvoryFox the Naked. Its not a story the Jedi would tell you.

“Sorry lady. I don’t understand frog.” —Din “The Mandalorian” Djarin

One ass to rule them all [f] 👑

"Begun the Booty Wars have." - Yoda, probably

I watch the Lord of the Rings movies hobbitually [f] 🧝🏻‍♀️

It's what I do. I drink and I post things.

I'm looking for a Jedi in the streets, but only if you’re a Sith in the sheets.

I'm not an Orc, but I'll taste your man flesh.

I'll be the Leia to your Han so you won’t have to be Solo

I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I’m not there.

There is enough room here for two, if you were under me 🫦 🤷🏼‍♀️

Easily my favorite position to do....stuff 🫦

I'm just sitting here waiting for you like this 🍑

Can I be your redhead Booty Queen?

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

Gasp, a [f]rog butt in the wild!

I like to put my hair up before....activities 🦊

Good morning daddy 🦊

Hold on to my pig tails and you can finish inside me

If you help me get an A, you can finish inside me

imagine sliding every inch slowly into my warm, wet, tight lil’ pussy

Kneeling is for more than praying