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Exhibit A in the case of my need for a shower partner - note the complete lack of suds on the upper back

Exhibit A in the case of my need for a shower partner - note the complete lack of suds on the upper back

Mondays, am I right?

Mondays, am I right?

ghosty 👻

ghosty 👻

lets play hooky today 😈

lets play hooky today 😈

happy hump day

happy hump day

From now on, it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. And you know something else, Daddy? Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.

From now on, it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. And you know something else, Daddy? Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.

anybody up?

anybody up?

it’s just like riding a bike

it’s just like riding a bike

just an early bird searchin' for a worm

what's your fantasy? 🦄

what's your fantasy? 🦄

ain’t too proud to beg

ain’t too proud to beg

hey it’s my cake day. have some cake!

hey it’s my cake day. have some cake!

excuse me, my eyes are up here 👀

excuse me, my eyes are up here 👀

confession: I didn’t brush my hair today

confession: I didn’t brush my hair today

sneaky sneak

sneaky sneak

Thank you for 200k shiny, shiny karmas! I'd like to trade them in for a white Christmas, please.

Thank you for 200k shiny, shiny karmas! I'd like to trade them in for a white Christmas, please.

more like twenty-GR8-teen!!

more like twenty-GR8-teen!!

been thinking about you all day

been thinking about you all day

it's cold

it's cold

a good angle

a good angle

TIMBERRRR

TIMBERRRR

anyone up? 😴

anyone up? 😴

confession: I spent many of my young years convinced that I didn't actually have nipples ( • )( • )

confession: I spent many of my young years convinced that I didn't actually have nipples ( • )( • )

isn't the internet great???

isn't the internet great???