Clearly I don’t know what size I am

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The closer the better

The closer the better

No such thing as too short

No such thing as too short

Sitting on a beard like this could be nice

Sitting on a beard like this could be nice

My lip never wants to stay in this pair

My lip never wants to stay in this pair

Stripes and all

Stripes and all

Play with the pearls

Play with the pearls

Panties don’t belong under dresses

Panties don’t belong under dresses

There’s always a little struggle getting ready for the day

There’s always a little struggle getting ready for the day

The sloppier the better

The sloppier the better

Our baths are 10x longer now

Our baths are 10x longer now

Damn, Spidey

Damn, Spidey

Taking off my jeans after a long day

Taking off my jeans after a long day

Would you want to replace my thong?

Would you want to replace my thong?

No hands necessary

No hands necessary

I’ve never worn purple before but I might have to get more

I’ve never worn purple before but I might have to get more

I hope my marks don’t steer you away

I hope my marks don’t steer you away

Tighter than I thought they would be

Tighter than I thought they would be

Get in on the action

Get in on the action

It gets kinda heavy

It gets kinda heavy

I like the feeling when I jump around

I like the feeling when I jump around

it’s hump day so here’s my hump

it’s hump day so here’s my hump

Next time I may need a helping hand

Next time I may need a helping hand

Everybody loves a good pair of booty shorts

Everybody loves a good pair of booty shorts

Hope my tiger stripes don’t scare you away

Hope my tiger stripes don’t scare you away