Care to help finish me off [f]

Looks like we have a long night of legos and fucking to do [f]

You help me build my set and I’ll help you get off. Deal? [f]

Lego and chill? [f]

Cowabunga time anyone ? [f]

Can you make me Squirtle [f]

To broke to get the PS5. How about a PS3 or me [f]

Show me your wand. And I’ll show you my chamber of secrets [f]

Let’s wrestle naked: the winner gets to keep the Charizard Slippers [f]

I’ll read while you snack [f]

PS5’s are overrated and hairy pussy is underrated, change my mind [f]

Hurry up, golden-rod [f]

Can you please my hufflepuf[f]

Show me how strong the force is with you

Hope you don’t mind if I Squirtle on you [f]

Everyone knows Grogu loves to eat, but do you? [f]

Gotta catch ‘em all. Pokemon [f]

Let’s have a Harry Potter marathon and let me check those wands for compatibility [f]

Hufflepuff are the best in bed. Change my mind [F]

Probably not a PSA 10 little off center right [f]

Could I be your sorting hat [f]

I bet you would squish my mallow [f]

Can you blastoise your hydro cannon on my charizard [f]

Care to slytherin [f]