Can you believe less than two handfuls of people have had the pleasure of seeing this in person?

I’m gonna blast you like a stormtrooper.

I wish I could seduce you directly

The ending of this clip made me lose control. 🥵

Do you like being teased? I want to know! 😊

Just shut up and snuggle me under this amazing blanket, okay?

I've never worn a speedo. Should I?

Let's make every morning a great one!

Are you an Aries? This one's for you 😉

You filthy perv

I bet you want to feel me flop on your face you filthy pervert.

Whipping it out is the way

Stroke my ego like you'd stroke my fat cock you filthy pervert

Everything the light touches is yours

I hope your day has been like my outfit. Bright, and full of surprises!

Could I interest you in a bedtime snack?

I tried to get all the nice angles for you.

Can you hear my boxer fabric stretch too much from the size of my cock?

I almost came making this. I bet you would have preferred that, you pervert.

Whipping it out on a plane, cuz why not. Temporarily in NYC

If you're a regular in this sub, you've probably seen my silent gifs. Well, this one ain't silent.

What you'd see waking up in our bed 🥰

What were you expecting?

[M]aking use of the time it takes to recharge an EV 😉