Can I text you pics like this all week and hope your colleagues don't notice how "hard at work" you really are?;)

You like my outfit?;)

Are you my weekend work projects? Because I’m not doing you but I *seriously* should be..;)

Heya;) First post here, I hope you like!

Heya, hope I can help make your day hard;)

Tomorrow is my birthday... How do you other depressed introverts deal with this day? (:

Want to flip me around and push me up against this weird carpeted wall?;)

It is Wednesday my dudes :) I hope you have an incredible day today!:)

I made this maille myself from steel bailing wire- every individual link. It took three years.

I've never ever made a post without my face.. So, moment of truth: Is it just my face that people like or can my body stand on its own? (accidental pun, I swear!)

Hey there, good morning:)

Feelin' like a badass in my new boots

Baby's first gif:)

I know three ways to make six inches disappear

I don't mind being called a snowflake; I'm beautiful, unique, and with just one touch of your finger, I’ll be wet

Are you a degree from the University of Phoenix? Because I'm pursuing you online from my couch

Hi there:)

Happy Friday everyone!:) Hope I can be one of the thousands of pictures getting you hard right now since you've already mentally checked out of work

Oh damn, I got confused and did my mohawk in the wrong spot

Let's get these toys and props out of your way so you can fill me up and have me dripping from every hole

Hmm let's post here at the worst possible time of day and see how it goes

So sorry I'm clothed here but you can still see some ink (:

Happy Valentine's Day everyone, hope you have a wonderful day!:)

Good morning:)