"Calgon take me away!" (That's a commercial from the 80's for you younger men. I'm 45)

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My St Paddy's Day evening attire

My St Paddy's Day evening attire

Middle aged mom.

Middle aged mom.

I made you snacks. Sliced oranges & gatorade

I made you snacks. Sliced oranges & gatorade

My mom bod corset

My mom bod corset

Mom alone in my work conference hotel

Mom alone in my work conference hotel

Mom lady after a long day at work.

Mom lady after a long day at work.

Milf for your Monday work day. It's the least I can do (46F)

Milf for your Monday work day. It's the least I can do (46F)

executive boss lady

executive boss lady

I washed your sheets. oh...how come my panties were under your pillow. musta been static cling or something

I washed your sheets. oh...how come my panties were under your pillow. musta been static cling or something

just some moms making creampies. Tris always hogs the cream

just some moms making creampies. Tris always hogs the cream

I'm making your favorite for breakfast, honey. Get your glass of milk and sit down.

I'm making your favorite for breakfast, honey. Get your glass of milk and sit down.

Alt Accessibility Description: "Random mom-lady on reddit. Meh." (46F)

Alt Accessibility Description: "Random mom-lady on reddit. Meh." (46F)

where a petite milfy mom wants you. instead, I'm at soccer games all day 😫 (46f)

where a petite milfy mom wants you. instead, I'm at soccer games all day 😫 (46f)

I have softer squishy boobs - just sorta happens when you reach milfy-age (46F)

I have softer squishy boobs - just sorta happens when you reach milfy-age (46F)

like my pin-up girl lining in my blazer. (haha just kidding. it's my husband's. I got it for him. and apparently he has real live pin -up girls going through his closet as we speak!) 46F

like my pin-up girl lining in my blazer. (haha just kidding. it's my husband's. I got it for him. and apparently he has real live pin -up girls going through his closet as we speak!) 46F

Oh heavens. I seem to have gotten sugar on my tits. But I made you Saturday morning French toast, honey! (46F)

Oh heavens. I seem to have gotten sugar on my tits. But I made you Saturday morning French toast, honey! (46F)

My husband's not here to help me with the zipper. Perhaps you can take his place and help me (46F)

My husband's not here to help me with the zipper. Perhaps you can take his place and help me (46F)

You shouldn't spy on your mom neighbor. I'll need to notify your mom, Phyllis. We need to have a talk about you. (46F)

You shouldn't spy on your mom neighbor. I'll need to notify your mom, Phyllis. We need to have a talk about you. (46F)

hmmm...no sailors on the horizon. is this thing working?? I thought it tells me where the navy men are? (46F)

hmmm...no sailors on the horizon. is this thing working?? I thought it tells me where the navy men are? (46F)

Literally, my wife😅. It was bad enough when she just wore her wedding ring on hotwife dates, now this...

Literally, my wife😅. It was bad enough when she just wore her wedding ring on hotwife dates, now this...

Like my leopard wrap? (44F). Take it off. Stop screwing around

Like my leopard wrap? (44F). Take it off. Stop screwing around

Wore this to the grocery store for kicks (44[F])

Wore this to the grocery store for kicks (44[F])

Mom, 43(f), my first post here, some costume stuff left over from Halloween.

Mom, 43(f), my first post here, some costume stuff left over from Halloween.

From my wife’s [43F] latest story. She’s getting ready for her hunting trip next month, checking her rifle actions and such, if they need work. Her with her 7mm Mag.

From my wife’s [43F] latest story. She’s getting ready for her hunting trip next month, checking her rifle actions and such, if they need work. Her with her 7mm Mag.