Burned out

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Double the slices, double the pain.

Double the slices, double the pain.

Never thought this picture would find a home, but here it is: the flaming toaster.

Never thought this picture would find a home, but here it is: the flaming toaster.

Split down the middle

Split down the middle

My morning's work is done

My morning's work is done

Drowned toaster

Drowned toaster

Burn baby burn

Burn baby burn

What happens when a toaster is shot with 7.62x54R and 12 gauge at close range.

These boots were made for killing toasters

These boots were made for killing toasters

Curb stomped toaster

Curb stomped toaster

We don't need no water, let the mothertoaster burn.

We don't need no water, let the mothertoaster burn.

Burn my toast and I'll burn you.

Burn my toast and I'll burn you.

Death by Kung Fu

Death by Kung Fu

This toaster burned slowly.

This toaster burned slowly.

(I was told this belonged here) Wife sent me a note today that read: "1) The smoke alarm works. 2) The fire extinguisher works. 3) We need a new toaster oven." (Xpost from /r/pics)

(I was told this belonged here) Wife sent me a note today that read: "1) The smoke alarm works. 2) The fire extinguisher works. 3) We need a new toaster oven."  (Xpost from /r/pics)

Burnt Toast = Burnt Toaster

Burnt Toast = Burnt Toaster

I laughed as it shorted out.

I laughed as it shorted out.

A flaming toaster in five acts

A flaming toaster in five acts

Sent this toaster to the ovens

Sent this toaster to the ovens

Toaster stabbed to death (NSFWatercolor)

Toaster stabbed to death (NSFWatercolor)

Dissection

Dissection

Dissection.

Dissection.

He met his fate in the ovens.

He met his fate in the ovens.

Kill it with a knife!

Kill it with a knife!