Bought a plant. Named it 'Steve.' Not sure if it'll survive, but Steve seems optimistic

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The tits is mightier than the sword

The tits is mightier than the sword

Oppa Gangnam style

Oppa Gangnam style

Oppa Gangnam style

Oppa Gangnam style

You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours

You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours

You can’t handle the truth

You can’t handle the truth

I need a plumber to unclog my pipe

I need a plumber to unclog my pipe

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours

Wonders never cease

Wonders never cease

Hope my daddy is proud

Hope my daddy is proud

Who told my parents…

Who told my parents…

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

Gonna eat till I’m tired and then sleep till I’m hungry

Gonna eat till I’m tired and then sleep till I’m hungry

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

PS5 together

PS5 together

Is that a Chihuahua

Is that a Chihuahua

Houston, we have a problem

Houston, we have a problem

Why so serious

Why so serious

If you noticed me, hi…

If you noticed me, hi…

If you noticed me, hi…

If you noticed me, hi…

A good wife makes a good husband

A good wife makes a good husband

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours…

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they arent…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they arent…