"Big mouth"

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Next time I'll use gloves...

Next time I'll use gloves...

You could do that to me all day long

You could do that to me all day long

One volunteer is worth ten pressed men

One volunteer is worth ten pressed men

"Quintessential"

"Quintessential"

"Get it while you can"

"Get it while you can"

"Best of my love"

"Best of my love"

"Remote control"

"Remote control"

"I am God"

"I am God"

"Holidays"

"Holidays"

"Oustide the box"

"Oustide the box"

"Border security"

"Border security"

"Xxplosive"

"Xxplosive"

"Make you happy"

"Make you happy"

"Nothing is promised"

"Nothing is promised"

"At root, I am happy with myself. I do not mind being alone"

"At root, I am happy with myself. I do not mind being alone"

"Life is sometimes like an anxious lover who simply needs your sensuality to calm down"

"Life is sometimes like an anxious lover who simply needs your sensuality to calm down"

Where there's smoke, there's fire

Where there's smoke, there's fire

A woodpecker's tongue wraps around its brain

A woodpecker's tongue wraps around its brain

Goats have accents.

Goats have accents.

Sex releases hormones that keep you from peeing...

Sex releases hormones that keep you from peeing...

If you sneeze too hard, you could fracture a rib. 😘

If you sneeze too hard, you could fracture a rib. 😘

I woke up like this 🍭

I woke up like this 🍭

I think I need help here...somebody??

I think I need help here...somebody??