Best way to end a long day at work if you ask me

A real role model for all wives in corporate America

Add a little bit of spice

Hubby got what he wanted such a hot experience we need to do it again!

Hubby is a great camera man!

What can you say, he’s a successful guy

Aren’t you proud? You guys should celebrate

Didn’t realize you had so much stuff

You’re glad you’re getting your monies worth!

Good thing she gives great head!

You can’t wait to see her holes get filled

Long distance relationships never work out

It’s only a matter of time

She’s gonna get home and not be able to feel you

Always leads to a good time

She knows exactly what you guys need

Better late than never!

You pimp her out to just about any who can get hard

Your friends always opt to stay at your place when given the choice

Hmmm must have been a coincidence

Good thing you got out of work on time, you might have missed the show!

Better make some popcorn

Finish the Sentence: I was going to put on pants but _______

It’s still Halloween at my house, but beware, my eyes aren’t the only thing that’ll get you rock hard

It’s so hot when she does!!