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Honest answers only

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I'm a kinky babysitter

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Hiking is for dweebs

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I don't have to, but I want to

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Gotta be realistic

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Who the F knows where Mozambique is

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I loved college

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My little secret as I walk around the office

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I'm a Cow for my Bull

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Wearing this + a raincoat to the park

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First thing you do when you're 18, is...

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Men appreciate it if you dress for the occasion

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Innocent pussy, or...?

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Let's all take a moment to consider proper gang bang aftercare please.

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Wi(f)es set for tt

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My wife's a hit at pool parties

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Reeling them suckers in with these babies

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# of freckles = # of blowjobs - & proud of it!

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