Before vs after out first date if you play your cards right.

I'm a 1980s mom. Do we like?

1980s mom. Do we like?

1980s mom. Do we like?

I tell you I’m married with kids. We still fucking?

I’m 36 with two kids. What’s your brutally honest opinion of my 1980s mombod?

1980s mom tits. Do we like?

1980s mom of 2. Do we like?

1980s mom. Whats your brutally honest review

This is how a 1980s mom greets Hubby's new friends.

Someone rated me as a 4 but I think my 1980s mombod is at least a 6?

The moment you realize you aced the first date.

1980s mom. Do we like?

A hot mom is like any other mom, we don't waste any time.

Give me your brutally honest opinion of my 1980s mombod.

Hubby’s friends refer to them as the 8th Wonder of the World

People say wearing white makes you look innocent. Those people haven’t met me.

You wake up and realize you’re late for work…but that I’m also sucking your cock. Your move.

Slut. If the name fits, wear it.

Please consider this my application to join the Hot Moms Club.

Hubby’s friends love playing with them.

The high-school boys are starting to notice a few things about their friend’s mom.

You know what I want.

I’ve got a dirty whore mouth.